Tuesday, September 28, 2004


It's so good to finally be back here! School started on August 25. Being a freshman in high school is proving to be a little more than I bargained for, but I'm enjoying it. Besides the homework factor, school is actually kind of nice. I've got awesome teachers, I get to hang out with my old friends and make some new ones, and I'm officially part of the senior high. I love geography class, but I'm struggling with Spanish and geometry. Now then, let's get to the jokes!
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are walking through the jungle when they are ambushed and captured by cannibals. The cannibals take them to their village and tie them to stakes. After a while, one of the cannibals walks over to them and says, "Our chief says that you may go free if you are able to find 10 of the same kind of jungle fruit." So the three are cut loose and they run into the jungle with baskets.

The brunette comes back with 10 apples. She says,"Well, here's the fruit. May I go now?"

The cannibal says," If you're able to stick all of the apples into your mouth without flinching, you may go."

So the brunette puts 1-2.. apples in her mouth, but can't stick the other two in. So she's boiled up into soup. The redhead comes back with 10 blueberries. She starts putting 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.. But she laughs, spits all of the blueberries out onto the ground, and is boiled into soup.

The brunette and the redhead meet up in heaven, and the brunette asks,"What happened? You almost made it and then you spit them out of your mouth. What's the deal?"

The redhead says,"I couldn't help it. I saw the blonde pushing a cart of watermelons!"


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